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lovelesswav:

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toonlink1210:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

we’re having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You’d unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

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leafcutteroverlord:

angelicguy:

young men are experiencing alienation, which is apparently a different thing than transforming into a little green guy with a ray gun

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theghostielord:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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telltaletypist:

unclefather:

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

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*cough is this thing on?

kittycatblast:

snarthurt:

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213:

i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is

boat captain who fishes for human skin

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teddiusra:

Gengar official sprites
↳ 1996 - 2014 (x)

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connordraws:

a bedtime comic.

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charlie-beez:

branwell-bronte-deactivated2022:

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